Friday, May 14, 2010

Think You Know A Thing Or Two?

This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn't. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers

1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.

2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters " dw" and they are all common words. Name two of them.

7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?

8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.

9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter "S."

The answers will be posted tomorrow...
Good luck!

Monday, March 15, 2010

BREAKING NEWS !!

It has now been proven, beyond all doubt, that Shirley Twofeathers IS Green Lantern. See for yourself the results of this amazingly accurate assessment found on the most reliable of sources - The World Wide Web.

Your results:

You are Green Lantern
Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.



Not only that, but they gave me the percentages of my other superheroness:

  • Iron Man 75%
  • Wonder woman 65%
  • Spiderman 60%
  • The Hulk 60%
  • Batman 55%
  • Super Girl 55%
  • Robin 55%
  • Catwoman 55%
  • Superman 35%
  • The Flash 35%

And TADA!

  • The Green Lantern 85%

Interestingly, this adds up to... let me see...

I'm 635% Superhero
And hmm...
That leaves 0% for being uncool and merely human!
Nifty, huh?
See what happens when you learn how to talk like a physicist?

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Thursday, June 25, 2009

My Name Has Power - Check it out!

Your Name's Power is Optimism


Your name's power is that it helps you be optimistic.
Your name conveys both endurance and devotion.
People who meet you can't help but think you are fiery.
You try to live your life in a solid, connected way.


Sunday, June 7, 2009

How many 5 year olds could you take on in a fight?

Created by OnePlusYou - Free Online Dating


Check this out! According to the quiz, I could take on 15 five year olds in a fight! Pretty impressive, huh? How about you? How many could you take on?

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Ok... This is how old I am... Really!

How old are you?

You are over 400 years old!

You are from the highlands of Scotland. You are immortal. Accept your destiny.

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Friday, September 19, 2008

So... This is how old I am today!!




You Act Like You Are 23 Years Old



You are a twenty-something at heart. You feel like an adult, and you're optimistic about life.

You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.



You're still figuring out your place in the world and how you want your life to shape up.

The world is full of possibilities, and you can't wait to explore many of them.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

I could be a vampire!

You Could Be a Vampire... If You Had To

Like most people, the thought of being a vampire has crossed your mind. But you're not sure if you'd do it, even if you could. Living forever doesn't sound half bad, if you could live forever with the people you love the most.

But do vampires even love? And would the vampire version of you even be you? It's all too much to contemplate. Luckily, the chances of you ever becoming a vampire are astronomically low.

What you would like best about being a vampire: Living forever
What you would like least about being a vampire: Blood stained teeth

Friday, August 15, 2008

I'm an Iris?

You Are An Iris

You are a unique person who seeks out novelty in life.
An inspiration seeker, you often have to change scenery to recharge.
You don't deal well with structure or rules. You need to do it your own way.
Your ideal relationships are free and flowing. No one can tie you down.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Are you still cool?

This test is based on how cool you were in school, what crowd you hung about with, etc., but it's still quite accurate by today's standards. You may want to send it to your friends too, to see if they've changed as they've become older.

LET'S SEE, ARE YOU STILL A COOL PERSON?

Click on the link below to find out.

Am I cool?

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

The Bathtub Test

It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which define whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

tub spout

“No.” said the Director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Check this out! I'm PURPLE!!

What color is your soul painted?

Purple

Your soul is painted the color purple, which embodies the characteristics of sensuality, spirituality, creativity, wealth, royalty, nobility, mystery, enlightenment, arrogance, gaudiness, mourning, confusion, pride, delicacy, power, meditation, religion, and ambition. Purple falls under the element of Earth, and was once a European symbol of royalty; today it symbolizes the divine.

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Are you psychic?

A friend of mine sent me a link to a website that has an intuition test, and a test for psychic ability. I thought it might be fun to share it here. The neame of the site is IntuitionTest.com. Here's the blurb on the front page:

Are you intuitive? The dictionary defines intuitive (adj.) as "being guided by one’s intuition". If you’re intuitive, you tend to:

  • Follow your heart
  • Listen to your inner voice
  • Trust your feelings

If that sounds like you, you may not need an intuition test to tell you so! (But we have one for you, just the same.) Take the intuition test.

Well, I took the test and here are my results:

  • You scored 195 out of a possible 200 points.
  • You are extremely intuitive (But you already knew that!)

Ok... so that was cool I then decided to take the psychic test. Here's what they had to say about it:

Are you psychic? "Psychic" comes from a greek word, meaning "of or pertaining to the soul". If you’re psychic, you tend to:

  • Often know what’s going to happen ahead of time
  • Find that information just “comes to you”
  • See, feel, and hear things that prove to be accurate
  • If you're psychic, you probably don't need a psychic ability test to tell you so! (But we have one for you, just the same.) Take the psychic ability test.

So, bolstered by the intuition results, I launched confidently into the psychic ability test. I did amazinly terrible! Here are my results:

  • You scored 5 out of a possible 100 points.
  • You are surprisingly un-psychic

LOL... Ok, so now we know. I cannot fortell the future. I wonder if that means my inner voices are just wrong?


Monday, April 7, 2008

Dr Phil's Test

Here you go. Try this!

Below is Dr Phil's test . (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test on Oprah - she got a 38.) Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out!

Read on, this is very interesting!

Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate and it only takes 2 minutes. So grab a pencil and a piece of paper and get started.

Answers are for who you are now....... Not who you were in the past. This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept.. At many of the major corporations today.

It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective employees.. It's only 10 simple questions, so...grab a pencil and paper, for keeping track of your letter answers to each question.

Ready??

Begin...

1. When do you feel your best?
A) in the morning
B) during the afternoon and early evening
C) late at night

2. You usually walk...
A) fairly fast, with long steps
B) fairly fast, with little steps
C) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
D) less fast, head down
E) very slowly

3. When talking to people you...
A) stand with your arms folded
B) have your hands clasped
C) have one or both your hands on your hips
D) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
E) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with...
A) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
B) your legs crossed
C) your legs stretched out or straight
D) one leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, you react with...
A) big appreciated laugh
B) a laugh, but not a loud one
C) a quiet chuckle
D) a sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering you...
A) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
B) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
C) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted...
A) welcome the break
B) feel extremely irritated
C) vary between these two extremes

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
A) Red or orange
B) black
C) yellow or light blue
D) green
E) dark blue or purple
F) white
G) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep you are...
A) stretched out on your back
B) stretched out face down on your stomach
C) on your side, slightly curled
D) with your head on one arm
E) with your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are...
A) falling
B) fighting or struggling
C) searching for something or somebody
D) flying or floating
E) you usually have dreamless sleep
F) your dreams are always pleasant

POINTS:
1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

Now add up the total number of points.

OVER 60 POINTS : Others see you as someone they should 'handle with care.' You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant.. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

51 TO 60 POINTS : Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust In your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken.

21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.

UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.

Here's my score: 45
What did you score?

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

But I wanna be a dragon!

So, here I am wanting to be a dragon, and I take this test and find out that I'm much more likely to be a Unicorn. And of course, we all know that internet quizzes are every bit as accurate as rocket sicence, so how discouraging is that?

What mythical creature are you?

Unicorn

Pure and true. You are kind and believe strongly in fairness and equality. You are often solitary but you can always spare time for your friends. Some people would say you are naïve and innocent.

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Saturday, February 9, 2008

My life is worth how much?

Your Life Is Worth...

$541,500
Maybe I should put me on eBay!
I could solve all my financial problems!

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

World's Shortest Personality Test

Your Personality Profile

You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.

You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!

LOL...

I don't mind waving my freak flag every once in a while???
This one is too funny...

And I did move this post to my new website, shirleytwofeathers.com - You can find it on my personal blog: Hey It's Me

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Me as a Super Hero

Your Superpower Should Be Super Speed

You're quick witted and fast to act.
You're mind works at warp speed. From your perspective, everyone else is living in slow motion.
You get so much done, people have accused you of not sleeping.
Definitely not a couch potato, you feel a bit crazy if you're not busy doing something.

Why you would be a good superhero: You're be the first on the scene... and likely to finish the job before anyone else shows up

Your biggest problem as a superhero: Being bored by everyone else. Including other superheroes!

Friday, January 18, 2008

A Miracle!

Ok, now here is a bonafide miracle. It's the dead of winter. There is snow on the ground, it's really cold, my dog isn't feeling well, and normally this would have me in a tailspin of dark thoughts, angst, and depression. And yet.... I'm not depressed.

I can even prove it! I took the Which Tarot Card Are You? test, check it out! I'm Little Merry Sunshine! Yes! Me! In winter! I'm telling you, it's a miracle!


Which Tarot Card Are You?



You are the Sun card. The light of the Sun reveals all. The Sun is joyful and bright, without fear or reservation. The childish nature of the Sun allows you to play and feel free. Exploration can truly take place in the light of day when nothing is hidden. The Sun's rays fill you with energy so that you may live life to its fullest, milking pleasure out of each day. Such joy and energy can bring wealth and physical pleasure. To shine in the light of day is to have confidence, to soak up its rays is to feel the freedom of a child.

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Friday, January 4, 2008

Hey, guess what! I'm creative!

You Are 93% Creative

You are an incredibly creative person. For you, there are no bounds or limits to your creativity.
Your next creation could be something very great... Or at least very cool!


Saturday, December 22, 2007

What crappy christmas gift are you?

You Are Ugly Underwear!

Comfortable and soft, more people like you than let on.
But it's very difficult for you to show yourself in public.


OMG!
I can't believe I just posted what has (up until now) been super secret confidential TOP SECRET information about me!
LOL
Ok, now it's your turn!


What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

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